Dude looks like a lady, originally uploaded by catbishop.

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

Va va voom, originally uploaded by catbishop.

Well I've spent much of the day singing "Dude looks like a lady" loudly tho I really have no idea of the tune. I showed my son this new piece and sang the song and he laughed so hard I just keep doing it. I wish i knew the tune, that would be helpful.

"Dude" was created with a really cool retro glass and chrome? coffee pot, vintage bocce ball, old wooden game parts and old danish wooden candlestick legs. He/she stands 21 1/2" tall and has legs up to here. If i can sign the bottom of the candlesticks i will.

Mr Magic Cocktail

Mr Magic Cocktail, originally uploaded by catbishop.

Mr Magic Cocktail is a functional retro cocktail shaker with a removable, poseable bakelite 8 ball head, dice and old dominoes. He's yearning to live in a retro bar and make martinis all night. The little cap is missing but you can easily cover it and shake. He measures 13" tall, is named, signed, dated and one of a kind.

I'm screwed if i need to bake a cake.....

I'm screwed if i need to bake a cake....., originally uploaded by catbishop.

It's official my art/life is becoming unmanageable... I'm assembling things I need. This is when it becomes a sickness, no? I can see me sitting around with all these weird creatures and no fuctioning appliances, no bowls, cups...if I had a pooltable i'd be screwed for balls. Luckily I'm too poor to afford a pooltable.

The BOGO sale continues...

Etsy lost my shop, originally uploaded by catbishop.

Thanks so much to everyone who has already visited my previously comatose shop. I really appreciate all the kind words and support. It's great to be virtually surrounded by such a fun group of friends...

xoxo,

cat

Etsy lost my shop BOGO Sale

PA vintage junk alien guy, originally uploaded by catbishop.

As anyone with a shop on Etsy knows these last couple weeks have been hell on sales. The search functions have gone haywire and newly listed items may not show up for days. Unless someone already knows about your shop and goes there there's no traffic. Many of my listings are nowhere to be found thru a search. I went from doing over $900. in sales (both etsy shops) last month to non-existent sales this month. It's scary and bad timing so I'm having a "Buy one get one free Etsy lost my shop Sale" on all earrings. I'm also offering free shipping on art that generally ships for $10. Free shipping on photos too. Just wait for a revised invoice. On earrings just "buy' the higher priced pair and email me with your free choice (or add it in the comments on the invoice.) Please don't actually buy the free pair. No limit on the bogo. Thanks for your help during this Etsy ate my listings Malfunction....

cat

New guys

New guys, originally uploaded by catbishop.

JAVA JOE

JAVA JOE, originally uploaded by catbishop.

For Stiletto...

, originally uploaded by catbishop.

who for some reason needed to see them kissing.

Rueben & Roxie

Rueben & Roxie, originally uploaded by catbishop.

True Love